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I can tell you that Item 643 is a very effective device for teaching recent

>high-school graduates that a college education is a GOOD THING. Speaking >from practical experience, a four hour stint (with two other young and >healty teen-age males) carrying said device (filled with moartar) up a >series of ladders to an older Italian gentleman laying brick gave me >first-hand experience. The Italian brick layer knew no conversational >English that we could discern (save for "faster" and "more mud", but he had >a vocabulary of English cuss words that would astound Roget. By noon, the >three of us were so tired we could barely crawl to our cars to run away and >hide. I never went back. I wrote my wages off to experience, and over the >ensuing fifty years, never regretted it for a moment. >

In my college years I worked one summer at the pinball machine factory. It was a decent job. Pay was good, assembly work wasn't too hard.

But during the last week you were there, they had to train somebody else to do your job.

So they had you pull nails out of the wiring harness boards.

These were 4'x4' sheets of 3/4" plywood with a blueprint of the harness on them and a nail at every bend and termination.

There were maybe 80 nails in each board and a stack of boards about 20'x 30' by 10' high.

Six of us pulled nails 8hrs a day

The guy in charge was a fellow named Zeno, who only spoke an eastern european dialect that none of us could recognize.

He talked constantly, and although we couldn't understand him, you could tell by the rhythm and laughing that he was telling jokes.

He was also putting nails into new boards at a rate slightly faster than the six of us combined could pull them out.

Okay, picture this. Six College kids, doing mind numbingly boring work on a stack of boards that does not get any smaller, but is in fact growing slightly larger every day, listening to someone blather on constantly in an unintelligible language.

By the third day, we were all so punchy, we thought Zeno's undecipherable jokes were hilarious. He kept us in stitches for the rest of the week.

He probably thought he was worlds greatest standup comic.

I don't think any of us came back for a second summer.

Paul K. Dickman

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