I thought some of you guys would enjoy this. It all happened in the last two hours.
My PM 719 mortiser arrived today.
8 inches of snow arrived yesterday (shut up, Houston and Daytona residents! ), making the walk-out feature of my basement not so useful.The pallet had two boxes, a 55 pounder, and a 271 pounder.
The 55'er went right down the stairs in my arms. I unpacked the 271 pounder in the garage to find... AN ASSEMBLED MACHINE! Normally good, not so much right now. So, I think it through while I eat some pizza and study the manual.
I unpack the machine and convince myself that I can get it down the stairs on my hand truck if I securely strap it to the truck. After all, my hand truck has pneumatic tires and stair skids, I'm 6' / 245 pounds and exercise almost every day, and tool manufacturers almost always overstate weight these days! I'll just go one step at a time.
Using Yoga style leverage gyrations to get the machine out of the packaging, I web strap it to the truck. It's nice and secure. "No problem, I can do this", I tell myself.
I wheel it over to the stairs and drop it to the first step. The hand truck handle, with it's 4 1/2' mechanical leverage, almost throws me down the stairs as the machine wants to tumble forward!
As fast as I possibly can, I drop to the floor, but the handle is pulling me down the stairs! I catch a knee on the door jamb and, WHEW! The motion stops. Even though the thing is trying it's darndest to pull me down, I get the ball of one foot on each door jamb. As I sit on the hall floor, spread legged across the doorway, it's taking quite a bit of strength just to keep it here... No way I can even remove one hand!
Did I mention I'm home alone?
Somehow, I manage to toss all my weight backward, against the hall wall, while at the same time pushing the handle down, enabling the stair skid to slide back into the hall.
I did get the thing downstairs by disassembling to three parts, and then strapping up the hand truck. I think I'll just enjoy some nice Harpoon IPA and wait to assemble it until tomorrow.
Damage is limited to 1/2" groves in the oak floor lip at the top of the stairs, but it can't be seen with the door shut. I also might need to steel wool the floor a tad, and wipe a little more Gymseal on. I put the floor in and finished it, so I can fix it!
My chestnuts and muscles have mostly returned to their rightful places.
Most importantly, the tool is unscathed!
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