Big Tool Sale

I just got the Sears flyer in the mail today. Wooo Hooo!!!, all Craftsman tools are going on sale at 10% off.

I'm going to make a list of what I want and I'll be at the store when they open up on sale day. Good tools help make a good job. I'm going to need a router to finish the kitchen cabinets I'm going to make. I'll be starting them soon. I bought some of the particleboad for the cabinets.

Ralph Engerman R E Quick Transit

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R. E. Engerman
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Hahahaha....good joke

Jon~

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P©W?T©©LMAN ²ºº4

Uh, I think he may be serious.

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GRL

Dear God, Please don't let him be serious.

Nick

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Nick

Is it 10% off or are they paying people 10 % of the price to take the tools away and bury them in hopes that someday they will grow in to real tools???

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Chris Melanson

There was a "we pay the tax" sale at Sears last year (beds and mattresses) . A whole 7% off, which at first seems better than a swift kick in the butt, but the one of the items I was interested in had the "regular" price marked up by 10%. The "way pay the tax" sale was actually 3% higher than their "normal" price. These kind of stunts aren't unusual for Sears, whose deceptive marketing practices happen to be among the worst of the big box retailers .

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mp

I will be setting up camp in front of the doors myself. I also borrowed a ton of money to take advantage of this incdredible event. Now if I can only get that particle board on sale. I just noticed that I'm typing this message and I'm only wearing my Sears under wear, wow what a coincidence.....

Danielo

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Daniel Martin

How do you know they're Sears undies? Is the slit in the back?

Cape Cod Bob Visit my web site at

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Cape Cod Bob

I'll meet you there. Gonna pick up one of them routers with the automatic doo-hickey that I've heard so much about.

mahalo, jo4hn

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jo4hn

I've come to expect these kind of tactics (marking up to 'discount') from all retailers. It's a standard game.

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Mark

Cape Cod Bob responds:

Only for those who prefer the label in front.

Charlie Self In a New Hampshire Jewelry store: "Ears pierced while you wait."

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Charlie Self

I want one of them hi-tech circular saws with a star wars laser on it. That way I can cut perfectly straight with no guide or nuthin.

SteveP

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Steven P

The laser doesn't make the saw cut straight any more than headlights keep the car on the road.

:-)

codepath

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codepath

They self adjust their height. The only choices are plumber or wedgie.

Dave in Fairfax

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dave in fairfax

"Mark"

Unfortunantly it works. If people press me for a deal I mark it up

10% and give them a 5% discount. They're happy, I'm happy.
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Fletis Humplebacker

What the hell? How about if I take the laser and mount it on my car? Will that keep it on the road? How about putting headlights on my saw for a straight cut? I think your just jealous of all my Craftsman tools and you probably don't own a laser guided saw.

KS "proud member of the Handyman Club"

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KS

That is ENTIRELY too much information...I could have went the rest of my life without knowing that.

Mike

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The Davenports

No, they also have the random height adjusting feature -- where do you think plumber's cleavage comes from?

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Mark & Juanita

Kind of like: ? If you see this on 3/2, otherwise, check out the 3/2 comic from the archive.

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Mark & Juanita

Some things a man needs to learn for himself.

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AL

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