Cleaned out the garage over the weekend, tossed all the excess baggage
into a trash bag, tossed it in the trash. Well, found a green sticker
on top of the trash barrel (which the town delivered and made me pay
for, so that they hydraulic garbage can lifter on the truck could be
used to save money) that said "too heavy, more than 35 pounds, dirt".
Seems to me that if a fat old man can lift the thing into the wheeled
barrel and roll it to the curb, the professional garbage men with their
hydraulic lift shouldn't have any difficulty putting it in the truck.
And what do they _expect_
to be in the garbage but "dirt".
I guess what I need to do is take a video of me removing every item from
the trash, washing it, putting it back into separate bags, weighing them
to ensure that they are under 35 pounds each, the response of the
garbage men, and then send the whole thing to the local TV station.