Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? Thank You Lee
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Had a customer ask if I do any erotic or adult scrollwork.Does anyone know where I could get these?? Thank You Lee
(!) perhaps a tracing?....
Yeah...............sure.............a customer....
B.
alt.binaries.eroticia.pictures.scrollsaw? :-)
Seriously, you may have to make your own patterns from downloaded pictures. Which could be an interesting experience in itself.
--RC
Whether for you or a 'customer', I'm watching this thread with interest :-)
Erotic scrollwork in a bed or bath setting is quite apropos.
Rick
On Sat, 9 Oct 2004 13:51:35 -0500, "Lee" calmly ranted:
Rent 10 minutes of a local hooker's time and take pics. Translate those to scroll work and satisfy the guy. DON'T tell your wife about it.
Or send the money to me. I'll find the gal, take the pics, digitize them for you, and send them along via email.
All in the name of fine woodworking. ;)
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I'd be happy to send a life-sized tracing of my apparatus but be forewarned... it'll tile across two pages.
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:08:45 +1000, "Greg Millen" calmly ranted:
Rubbing would be better.
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Maybe Apeman's present squeeze would be interested in making a few easy bucks?
Slight correction Lair-ee: All in the fine name of working wood. ;)
I almost offered that, but I decided he probably didn't have the required scrollsaw:
On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:10:53 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC calmly ranted:
You obviously mean "The PUMP" when you say "apparatus", don't you, Owie?
I 'spect this is going to be a l o n g thread.
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On Sat, 09 Oct 2004 21:30:35 -0700, Fly-by-Night CC calmly ranted:
There's a difference?
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The hangydown thang - 'cept when it's not, of course.
Yep.
(BTW, that Oliver's a beaut.)
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 10:08:45 +1000, "Greg Millen" scribbled:
So, that's how you did it!
(Push stick in a pukey duck contest, for those who remember.)
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Darn! The memories in this place!
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G'day Luigi, how goes the Hammuh?
cheers,
Groggy
Like people, some threads 'Just Say (TM) "Kick Me!"'
Popcorn anyone?
Groggy
Don't skimp on the butter and salt!
Good to see you Greg. Seems it's been a long time - though I rarely post much these days myself.
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