For those of you who are uninformed, ACME is a leading manufacturer of goods and their deliever service is unsurpassed. I have long lusted after some of their products, but alas, they were never avaiable to the general public. But now that has changed and an ACME catalog is now available. I figured there'd be a few of you wanting ACME products also. so am passing the info along. No need to thank me, a small donation of wood will do.
- Mohandas Gandhi