... popped into my head as I was working on a complicated glue up this morning:
"You don't have time for cheap clamps!"
Ran out of Bessey's and was working through the Sears/Harbor Freight/Big Lot accumulations. Astutely noticed, as the glue was setting up, that it took longer to fiddle with these than it did the Besseys and Jorgies.
Nice thing was - my wife was there and it was her project. She too said "yeah, you need to dump those and get new ones!"
Now I know: I don't have time for cheap clamps.