... spray some shellac.
But other than that, it's over:
The "Little Chair That Started It All":
http://65.205.120.222/images/MysteryChair1a.jpgThe end results (sans shellac):
http://65.205.120.222/images/CrftsManCh31.jpghttp://65.205.120.222/images/CrftsManCh30.jpghttp://65.205.120.222/images/ACset.jpghttp://65.205.120.222/images/ACset2.jpgThe full story, if you ain't heard it already: