Yard sale imminent.

[superdick]

1. Filched from an ex mate in New Zealand, 1000 sheep.
2. 100 bread makers, all in dubious condition.
3. 10,000 jam jars, previously used for exhuding sheep discharges, ideal for marmalade.
4. 10 doorframes without frames.
5. Dozens of no idea about wood grain on doors, very cheap.
6. Book of typing bollocks on usenet, lots of interest shown in this one.
7. Steam powered brewery, owner is pissed.
8. Loads of wood, brewery owner couldn't give a shit.
9. Home baked bread, 30$ per ton, skip hire available.
10. My home (shed), anything i can get.

(3, could be jam).

Early bids accepted.

[tabbypurr]

and a huge quantity of stupid cobblers