Sorry, today I'm mostly ranting!
I've got this porch, a hideous flat roofed 70's DIY nightmare of a blue crumbling embarrassment. It is so far beyond crap, that if I replaced it with actual crap, my neighbours would be pleased. I submitted a planning application in March. 21 weeks later I was told that my replacement porch was not acceptable, so I had it redrawn as a small open pitched-roof-timber-frame-on-small-wall-typical-thing you get round here, and thay are still f*cking around.
OK, this isn't the whole story, but if I was to explain it all, it would only be more ridiculous. _And_ when I ring the planning dept. my case officer my case officer will be out of the office for another two weeks _again_. There must be someone I can complain to?
Apologies
LGF