Yes, really. I'm on holiday this week, supposedly fitting a new master bathroom.
We have what is euphemistically known as "private drainage" here. The system is nearly 30 years old, so it's not exactly "state of the art". The fresh toilet flushings (and everything else) goes into a settlement/digestion system called a "Klargester", (readers will have seen those large green fibreglass spheres on trucks; that's what they are). Once the solids have settled out, the "grey water" flows by gravity into a concrete holding tank, where it's pumped out by a float operated submerisible pump into a ditch in the farmer's field next door. (This is no longer legal, BTW). I dug out the pipe end a couple of weeks ago, in case it was full of roots or something. (Spent an hour in the ditch thinking "Please Ghod, don't let me fall over"). The pump's been dicky for a few weeks, tripping the RCD and/or not switching on when the tank's full.
I rebuilt the pump about 10 years ago, and swore I'd replace it when it next went bang. This morning, the tank was full and the pump silent. No amount of percussive maintenance had any effect, so I dug up (literally
- it's under the lawn) the submersible junction box and found there was no electricity there. The RCD was OK, so I check the fuse. Nothing. Replace the fuse. Pop. Back to the junction box and the pump's a short circuit. I'm not rebuilding it again, so I call the place it came from. £200 for a replacement. Not that bad. The old one was £235, 13 years ago. Haul the old pump out, and realise that the exit pipe isn't actually black. It's yellow. Replace pump. The stainless steel Jubilee clips I used before have a singular problem - the screw mechanism *isn't* stainless, so the bands are shiney and the screw mechanism has corroded away. Pump out tank. Adjust float switch. Shorten pipe. The new pump has a different exit arrangement to the old one. (Flygt pumps are apparently long gone. Good, given their level of cutomer service the last time I needed parts.) The new one is Italian, which inspires confidence.
So, I'm shattered and slightly malodorous. My wife painted the bathroom ceiling, so the day hasn't been a complete loss.
Why do we do this?