Moving on the 14th, spoke to Virgin.
They are connecting us up FOC in new house.
I moaned about the alleged 20meg broadband, they upgraded it to 30meg.
They are supplying a new super duper hub thingy that includes wi fi.
They are reducing the monthly bill by £15 for 6 months, then it's £10 less.
She asked me if there was anything else she could do for me.
Didn't have the front to ask for a blow job...