With me, it's one of the following:
- The woman reading the news on Sky News gets very attractive
- The bottom of the lavatory bowl seems to move towards and away from me
- My piss stream amuses me
- The left side of my upper lip twitches
- It seems feasible to repair the body rot on the motorhome
- I start to fry bacon
- I decide that another pint and then a rum won't do any harm
- I walk with my fingers brushing against the doors and walls, and feel that this puts power into my body
- I go on Facebook and alienate a lot of people
- I listen to an American C & W station.
Later:
- There's something wrong with my eyes
- I wish I hadn't eaten all that bacon and sausage and mushrooms
- Must get this uneven floor fixed
- The rapid sideways movement of the bedroom ceiling must surely be illusory, and why am I dressed?
Bill