TOT - Do you want fries with that?

[Nightjar]

It seems some people will be disappointed if they do:

[Another John]

I love that phrase "a crippling chip shortage" ... I often feel that, but usually (these days) manage to resist!

John

[The Medway Handyman]

As we have a very good chippie a short way away, we don't cook chips anymore - I am dispatched to buy some.

I always get a large bag, just in case there aren't enough. SWMBO says I'm "chipophobic".

[Tim Streater]

Doesn't she mean chipoholic ??

[Andy Burns]

Or a chipophile?