The Steve Firth Drain Cleaning System

[The Medway Handyman]

OK Steve, you have accused me several times of not knowing how to clear a blocked soil pipe correctly. I assume therefore that you are en expert on the subject.

Now is your chance to inform the group of how it should be done. Please share your detailed knowledge so that we can all benefit. It could become part of the FAQ or the Wiki.

You really have three options;

1) Share your great knowledge with us.

2) Become abusive & insulting.

3) Try to evade the issue, possibly using option 2 as well.

Option 1 will restore your credibility on the group and I will publicly applaud you.

Option 2 will confirm the opinion of the members of this group (and many other groups) that you are a complete f****it.

Option 3 - see above.

We are waiting for you to share your great knowledge & experience with us.

[Adam Aglionby]

Thanks to YouTube, probably NSFW :

[stuart noble]

Oh FFS

[Steve Firth]

Toys out of the pram again Medway Chav?

People who feel compelled to start threads with other people's name in the title are largely beneath contempt, since the only purpose of such a posting can be to start or to prolong an argument and to personalise it.

You still can't get over yourself or the fact that *your* description of what *you* did was at fault.

As to you giving me an ultimatum of what *you* see my options as being, don't make me laugh. You don't get to tell everyone else here what to do, when to do it or even how to do it.

Your "idea" to use caustic soda in the circumstances that you decribed was stupid. Particularly when the way that you described your attempts to clear the blockage seemed to indicate that the blockage was 8 metres from the stack rodding eye. Let us know when, or more likely if, you manage to solve the problem and how you did it.

But by the time you've finished messing about you might as well have called DynoRod.

[Steve Firth]

Precisely, he's obsessed.

[Anita Palley]

We all know that asshole Steve Firth is a 300lb loser with know idea of plumbing or drain clearance. He and his ilk have nothing to contribute but obscenities and abuse.

[Steve Firth]

And your contribution to this group has been what, exactly? Other than the obscenity and abuse in your post that is?

BTW, most children learn the difference between "no" and "know" in primary school. Now get off mummy's computer and get back to playing with plasticine.

[stuart noble]

Illustrates the limits of a spell checker rather well :-)

[Anita Palley]

Absolute disgrace. This man should be banned.

[Bruce]

Spare us the outrage.

Just put him in your kill file and have done with him.

[Anita Palley]

Thanks, have done so.

[George]

Dammit man are you a man or a kindergarten subject?

Use the bloody killfile.

[stuart noble]

And clear that bloody drain

[Steve Firth]

Excellent, so you won't see me pointing out that you're a moron and quite possibly the poorest troll to infest Usenet.

[The Natural Philosopher]

He is, in my newreader.

I suggest you do the same.

[Anita Palley]

Excellent discovery, he's the first of many.

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Are you actually dribble?

[The Medway Handyman]

I suspected he would fail option 1 and resort to options 2 & 3. And he did, how predictable.

[Arthur2]

I think it would be an idea to use this thread as the subject for an essay for CSE O-Level Psychology kids. But don't ask me of I think its a good or bad idea ? :)

Arthur

[stuart noble]

ISTR the honourable gentleman's wife is a psychologist.