For the last few months me and a mate have been tittivating the garden in the new house. Mainly cutting down trees I don't want and lopping those I do down to a sensible height. Him with his chainsaw and me operating the oil drum incinerator we made to get rid of the smaller branches. The main trunks and big branches are being left to dry for firewood in a couple of years time.
The five 30 foot tall fir trees (scots pine I think) running alongside the garage were the first to go. They were blocking the sunlight from the garden in the afternoon and also dropping needles and cones on the garage roof which then blocked the gutter. Those branches burned like crazy with all the oils in them even though there was also lots of water. I could barely get them into the incinerator fast enough. Flames were shooting out of it 6 feet high. The beech wasn't too bad either even freshly cut. No major trouble getting a fire started but much slower going than the pine. I'd have to leave each incinerator load for 15 or 20 minutes to burn down before it was ready for more.
Today I attacked the current pile of little elm branches from last weekend's chainsawing and for the first time I failed miserably to even start a fire in the incinerator. Lots of paper, plenty of the smallest elm twigs broken up and in desperation cup after cup of paraffin which flared up nicely each time for a couple of minutes but once that had burned off the sodding branches fizzled out again. I gave up after an hour of trying. I have concluded that freshly cut elm is one of the most incombustible materials known to science.
I bet it's a cracking firewood when it's fully dry. Probably burns slowly for ages giving out loads of heat. I think I'm going to have to try another tack tomorrow. Get the incinerator stinking hot with something else first like maybe some of the already dry firewood in the wood store and then hope that'll dry the water out of the elm branches enough as they burn to keep it going.