Tectite pushfit - classic vs sprint

[Doctor Drivel]

You need to have leaks!!! LEAKS! LEAKS! LEAKS!!!! You needs leaks.

[Steve Firth]

To set Dr Drivel's comments in context, he has in the past made complaints about pushfit. What he omits from his complaints is the information that he ignored the maker's instructions and cut the pipe with a hacksaw, failed to de-bur it, and then damaged the O-rings when he assembled the joint.

He then blamed everyone except himself for the subsequent failure of the joint.

He is the uk.d-i-y lunatic and it's best to ignore him. When someone points out his failures he responds with abuse.

[Doctor Drivel]

And the problem with these is.....they can be partially pushed on and the O rings seals and grab ring does not grab. Then when pressure they shoot off and a ceiling may come down. On site, fitters complain that they hard to push on and all too often they are not full home, especially 12mm fittings. I know no fitter who fits this stuff on sites, who say he would have it in his own home.

LEAKS!! LEAKS!!!! LEAKS!!!! You needs leaks.

[Tim S]

Doctor Drivel coughed up some electrons that declared:

I can haz leikz?

[Tim S]

Doctor Drivel coughed up some electrons that declared:

Only a problem if installed by a thick hairy arsed dork then.

Ah - the problem becomes clear...

[Tim S]

Tim S coughed up some electrons that declared:

Fux dat, I wantz cheezburger!

[Steve Firth]

Everyone around thinks he's a total stranger Everyone avoids him he's a complete danger Turning Japanese I think he's turning Japanese I really think so.

[Dave Plowman (News)]

You're right to be. He's just some oik who reads up on things but hasn't a practical bone in his body. And when he's sitting at a table with the big boys they feed him duff information as a wind up.

[Doctor Drivel]

You an idiotic shitkicker who needs tagging.

[Doctor Drivel]

You needs LEAKS!! LEAKS!!!! That is what you need!!! You will get them.

[Doctor Drivel]

You need tagging. You are a potential danger to children.

[Tim S]

Doctor Drivel coughed up some electrons that declared:

You're a danger to yourself. That's why your walls have that special padding.

[Doctor Drivel]

You needs leaks!! Lots of Leaks!! Leaks, leaks, leaks! Your life will be complete when you have leaks.