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"Andy Hall" wrote | Andy Dingley wrote: | >Then wash it down with a bottle of Buckie.... | OK, I'll bite. | What's Buckie?

Buckfast Tonic Wine, m'lud.

The recipe for the Tonic wine is attributed to the original French monks who settled at the Abbey in the 1880's. Base wines from Spain, known as mistellas, were imported and to these were added the tonic ingredients according to the old recipe.

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Valley is a synonym for Lower Clyde valley, Lanarkshire
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Guide to Net Culture: Inter-neds: Evil twisted thugs are using the internet to brag about their violent sprees. And the police are POWERLESS to stop them. For the teenage tearaways of Glasgow's notorious street gangs have used hi-tech trickery to hide their identities. They BOAST about their drug-fuelled violence. Show SICK pictures of their battlegrounds. And openly FLAUNT weapons, bottles of Buckfast and faces full of plukes. Tracked down by this reporter, one young thug confessed: "No, I'm sorry. I think you must have confused me with someone else. Can I interest you in a copy of the Watchtower?" Sobbed the guilty hooligan: "Mmm, that website looks like a wind-up to me." A top Tory politician has called for them all to be birched, then hanged, then birched some more. Then hanged, birched, birched, locked up and birched some more. A spokesman for the SSP said that these misunderstood practitioners of working class culture should be celebrated. ... Finally, with very few exceptions, the pictures on the sites feature one of three key elements: the digitus impudicus, Buckfast and the Old Firm. ... What is about cameras that every time one is produced it makes these individuals extend their middle fingers and wave bottles of Buckfast in the air
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appear to spend their time at these hallowed locations smoking spliffs, drinking large quantities of bucky, pulling silly poses robbed from Gangsta Rap album covers, drawing little " Menchies " on walls and indulging in a spot of violence against neighbouring gangs. ... Upon entering the site, the viewer is greeted by a suprisingly sophisticated but rather irritating flash animation. This bunch of Neds seem to like making decorative circles of buckfast bottles dubbed 'BUCKFAST HENGE' and then posing in them. Others are pictured with various weapons including a baseball bat and a samuari sword. ... This bunch of lads are rather lovable, they have even taken the time to compose an ode to Buckfast, they do however claim to be the 'hardest' in Fife so be warned!. You are my Tonic my Tonic Wine, You make me happy of Friday nights and Saturdays. We love to drink the Tonic wine ,so please don't take ma Bucky away.
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20/20! This is common neddish underage friday night juice. This drink comes right up there with buckfast in the ned stakes. It's likely that this young ned was "pure buckled" and trying to "fire in" to the three nedettes behind him. Did he get lucky? E-mail me, young ned, and I will let people know. This is a good example of what a "wee cheeky ned" should look like. ... The ned in the big berghaus jaiket on the right is showing signs of being a non ned, as he has removed the label from the groups bottle of Buckfast, perhaps showing some inner embarrassment of his ned status. Buckfast is designed to damage the neds brains early enough to get them hooked into the ned sector of society for the rest of their childhood and probably a bit of their adulthood, and in extreme cases, all of their adulthood. It has been brewed by Devon Monks for many years now using the finest grapes du violence.
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you should also steer clear of Burberry brand clothing, especially in Leicester.
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Owain
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Definitely.

Now I see..... :-)

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Sorry, it was meant to be a one of them ------> :)

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