Stains on seat covers

Does anyone know how to remove shit, piss, s**en and menstruation stains from caravan seat covers?

Many thanks.

Reply to
Rosa Sims
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Stop your husband from sleeping with your mother.

Reply to
Colin Wilson

I find your message very bad taste as my mother died 20 years ago.

Reply to
Rosa Sims

|!Does anyone know how to remove shit, piss, s**en and menstruation |!stains from caravan seat covers?

Replace all the cushions.

Reply to
Dave Fawthrop

That sounds like it was one hell of a party. Have you tried a blow torch?

Reply to
DIY

no more in bad taste than your original post! :p

Reply to
Tom Woods

Burn the van. Anyone who would treat the seats in this manner can't have had any respect for the rest of the van so I assume it is trashed as well

Tony

Reply to
TMC

Pour petrol over the seat covers. Apply a flame. Important: Do *not* remove them from the caravan first.

Reply to
Mike Barnes

If he's still using her, i'd suggest a an enzyme spray such as febreze for starters...

Reply to
Colin Wilson

He sends comments to most groups he can find, best to block him completely. He reminds me of a frustrated old pensioner that has been banned from the Post Office queue for pushing in! I did a global block on the idiot a while back.

Reply to
Ian

Who, me ?

Reply to
Colin Wilson

If its got that lot on the covers imagine whats in the foam filling? I'd replace the lot if I were you..

Reply to
tiscali

In message , Rosa Sims writes

No vomit and nasal mucous? What sort of posh caravan is that?

Reply to
Clive Mitchell

I've decided that the best course of action is to do just that however expensive it is.

And it's the last time I allow my next door neighbour to weekend in it.

Reply to
Rosa Sims

It's your own fault for being too mean to let them borrow the telly as well.

Owain

Reply to
Owain

|!On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 07:38:21 +0000, Dave Fawthrop |! wrote: |! |!>On Sat, 10 Mar 2007 02:21:07 +0000, Rosa Sims wrote: |!>

|!>|!Does anyone know how to remove shit, piss, s**en and menstruation |!>|!stains from caravan seat covers? |!>

|!>Replace all the cushions. |! |!I've decided that the best course of action is to do just that however |!expensive it is. |! |!And it's the last time I allow my next door neighbour to weekend in |!it.

Present your next door neighbour with the bill.

Reply to
Dave Fawthrop

That would be rather embarrassing. I think I'll just chalk it up to experience and never let them anywhere near my van again.

Reply to
Rosa Sims

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