Received this afternoon:
"...and we have warned the tenant that if there is no fault with the TV system and it is her equipment that is at fault she will be boiled."
Bill
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Oh good - I'm looking for a hot woman ;-)
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In article , Bill Wright scribeth thus
"Tis grim opp North"!....
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Well, sounds fair to me, of course she might already be boiled in the head to start with.
I just got sent some planning information about a district called Canberry, somone had helpfully renamed every entry with the addition of an R.
Brian
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That should put a stop to any further nuisance call outs ;-)
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She always was something of a hot head.
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Presumably after first giving her a good grilling, about where she bought the equipment.
michael adams
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No, parboiling is usually done *Before* grilling.
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More than likely the increasing use of speech recognition, if one doesn't 'meticulously' (or before the correction 'make sexual asleep') check every single word for near sounding substitutes, then it can produce some really bizarre howlers, resulting in severe embarrassment, been there done that!
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That's a bit harsh.
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Yes. But after boiling she will be tender.
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Cruel but fair, that's our motto.
Interviewer: But the police have film of the TV aerial contractor actually nailing your head to the floor. Tenant: Oh yeah, well - he did that, yeah. Interviewer: Why? Tenant: Well he had to, didn't he? I mean, be fair, there was nothing else he could do. I mean, I had transgressed the unwritten law. Interviewer: What had you done? Tenant: Er... Well he never told me that. But he gave me his word that it was the case, and that's good enough for me with Mr Wright. I mean, he didn't want to nail my head to the floor. I had to insist. He wanted to let me off. There's nothing Mr Wright wouldn't do for you. Interviewer: And you don't bear him any grudge? Tenant: A grudge! Old Wrighty? He was a real darling. Interviewer: I understand he also nailed your wife's head to a coffee table. Isn't that right Mrs O' Tracey? [Camera pans to show woman with coffee table nailed to head.] Mrs O' Tracey: Oh, no. No. No. Tenant: Yeah, well, he did do that. Yeah, yeah. He was a cruel man, but fair.
Bill
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On Thu, 2 Feb 2012 20:06:00 -0000, "David WE Roberts" wrote this:
A hot top totty?
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You've been watching too much Monty Python, Bill.
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I can't find that sketch?
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It's the one about the Piranha brothers - piss-take on the Krays.
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relevant part starts at about 4:00, for just over 2 minutes.
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Oh, and my mother-in-law lived round the corner from, and knew, Mrs Kray (their mum).
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On Saturday, February 4th, 2012, at 19:31:40h +0000, Bob Eager explained:
You can even send some virtual flowers and a message on the "Flowers" tab.
And even amongst the messages, people shew the high regard they have for "the boys", describing them as "saints".
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Your boys may have done some bad things but compared to some of todays criminals(baby p's killers etc)they were saints.
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