Sarah Beeny speech bubble competition

[Toby]

OK no prizes for this one, and sorry girls that's not Kevin McCloud in the picture.

[Dave Baker]

"I know you can't see them but those are really nice rubber gloves."

Dave Baker - Puma Race Engines

I'm not at all sure why women like men. We're argumentative, childish, unsociable and extremely unappealing naked. I'm quite grateful they do though.

[Mike Hibbert]

or..... " bend over sir, it's time for your DIY internal exam....."

[RichardS]

"Well, this is one of the most impressive extensions I've ever seen."

-- Richard Sampson

email me at richard at olifant d-ot co do-t uk

[Chris Vowles]

" The Web's Number One Household Rubber Glove Site " oh dear

[Abdullah Eyles]

"We're sorry, but this page is currently unavailable for viewing."

Looks like we killed that one, guys...

[The Natural Philosopher]

"Now do you believe me that what the average house owner wants is a simple grey 100mm plastic pipe that will carry his turds safely away with his wife's sanitary towels, and not a gold plated rhinestone studded lavatory seat close coupled to a completely inaccessible Saniflo pump?"

[Toby]

Maybe a 'Women who wear rubber gloves' site is too hot for the Turkish market?

[Toby]

Very good.

1. "It's bust"
2. "It's my house - I know breast, er I mean that buyers will want tit, doh!"
3. "That's not one of mine, anyway you've got the gloves, you shift it."

[Woodspoiler]

Now come on Stuart, you DID agree to salvage the show's ratings with an on-camera enema if you turned out to be a complete shagwit as a property developer.

[Mark S.]

Duff competition I want a refund. The guy was as camp as Butlins... ;-)

Mark S.

[BigWallop]

He says "When I asked to hold that, I didn't mean That"

[Phil]

What a lovely pair of knockers that beeny bird . I wish she'd do the show topless.......Yum Yum

Phil of Whittlesey Peterborough England

[BigWallop]

Philip the pre-vert from Peterborough, eh ? :-))

[Lobster]

Yes, very worrying Chris! :-)

David

[Toby]

Just cut back the original link, anyway where's your entry?

I think RichardS is winning, although I quite like my suggestion "It's bust".

[Phil]

[BigWallop]

A Pre-Vert is a Vert before they become fully fledged into the Vert society. You can also be Post-Vert, but that's a longer story that can only be told over a warm mug of Bovril while wearing rubber gloves. :-))

[Lobster]

Ah, OK, fair play! Haven't actually seen the original yet (and believe me I've been trying hard) as the site's perpertually n/a AFAICS.

(Hence no entry from me yet - but I'm enjoying conjuring up mental images based on the captions so far...)

David

[Toby]

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