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[The Natural Philosopher]

can anyone figure this one?

-------------------------------------------------------------------- Hi, I'm sure I asked for 2mm sheets but the invoice has quoted for 2mm sheets. Please could you ammend this. Many thanks Melissa

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[JimK]

couple of mm short of a pound?

[The Natural Philosopher]

actually she's emailed me back -- I had the 'blonde moment' and quoted

3mm ...

[mark]

Melissa anagram of aimless.

mark

[Bruce]

I can see the mistake. It should be spelt "amend". ;-)

[The Medway Handyman]

Its obvious whats wrong. She wanted 2mm and you supplied 2mm instead. Get a grip man.

[Tim Watts]

geoff wibbled on Tuesday 02 February 2010 23:10

Gribu glazi alus.

(I want beer). All you need to know, until after the beer works and you are next to some young lady.

Then it's "Es gribu tevi"

Then you either learn some new words that aren't in the dictionary, or your wallet gets rapidly lighter.

(Not from experience I hasten...)

[Tim Watts]

Phil L wibbled on Wednesday 03 February 2010 00:14

Ar stulbiem jautajumiem ejiet bekot!

"Go pick mushrooms!"

Apparently a slightly more polite version of "do f*ck off".

[geoff]

In message , Tim Watts writes

Not quite what I'd want to say there

Don't you know any nicer phrases ?

[Tim Watts]

geoff wibbled on Wednesday 03 February 2010 20:59

Tu esi skaista. Es milu tevi.

But your wife will chop your nuts off...