I am a reluctant plumber. I find myself trying to replace both the basin taps and the bath taps, and taking frequent breaks as the urge comes to start laying all to waste with a basin wrench. Of which, my first question.
I'm find it impossible to undo the big nut that holds the tap in place. This is not helped by the wrench slipping, as it seems to be just a little bit too wide for the job in hand. Have I managed to buy a metric one or something? It was the bog-standard offering in B & Q. My ruler tells me it's 27 mm. Would a shim of some sort help it grip, and if so, what would you suggest? Or do I go to a specialist's emporium and ask for a British Standard Number 1, or something?
I'm managed to fit the other basin tap, by replacing it, finding it too short, adding a tap connector and finding it too long, shortening the tap and finding it still too long. So it is now pushing the feed pipe down and bending it (under the floorboards) which strikes me as Not A Good Thing. Halfway down there is a pipe connector so it strikes me that I could remove the section twixt tap and connector and shorten it. Is this straight-forward?
Now for the bath.
The dome-washer-thingy in the hot tap valve has welded itself to the innards of the tap and come away from the rest of the valve assembly (as I tightened the bugger up more and more to stop it dripping until it finally stopped water flow for all time) and I have a fancy replacement tap-and-shower unit to hand (it's been kicking around the bathroom for years waiting for the Round Tuits to arrive). The question is - do I need to grease up the valves on the new unit? I think it was my failure to do that when replacing the tap top bits a couple of years ago that led to my current bathtime situation.
[fx: wanders off to fill bath using rubber shower hose attached to basin taps]