Plastic plumbing...

[Matt]

You don't leave it there for 10 years you dimm fool. You buy it from one of the sheds, use it for a few minutes and then get your money back.

Read any interesting plumbing leaflets today?

Recent reports from Japan of all places say consumers are totally fed up with inadequacies of combi boilers and are now ripping them out and installing high efficiency superinsulated copper tanks with a condensing conventional boiler instead.

Copper tanks shiny and bright, What every fashionable airing cupboard is wearing this year and for many years to come.

[David]

In article , Doctor Evil writes

You think making a plumbing connection is a one off job do you? I think most people on here would disagree

[Doctor Evil]

That is dishonest. I do not like thieves, scum, fraudster and the likes

< snip thieving advise >

[Andy Luckman (AJL Electronics)]

Didn't notice the smiley. Surely you are not really suggesting such fraud?

[Dave Plowman (News)]

But you're always recommending *inadequate* power tools with the comment that you get a three year warranty so can take them back when they fail.

You say all your pals on building sites use cheap shed tools for this very reason.

[Doctor Evil]

"Dave Plowman (News)" babbled nonsense in message news: [e-mail]...

As I said ..."I do not like thieves, scum, fraudster and the likes".

[Doctor Evil]

He is. Peopel like that disgust me.

[Doctor Drivel]

understands

Bertie, it is for the OP. Not for me as I regularly do absolutely brilliant things with pipes.

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Yup. It takes real application to make a simple joint leak as you've managed. How much practice did it take?

[Doctor Drivel]

Richard, you are confused.

[The Natural Philosopher]

Drat. Another name to add to my kill file.

[Doctor Drivel]

Please do. You don't deserve to speak to me. Speak to Richard Cranium, he is your sort.