Oven markings request - Cannon Salisbury

A very ecclesiastical-sounding model name; I wonder if they have a Winchester and Canterbury.

Owain

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Owain
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'foolish smartarse' - that's a bit like 'lanky shortarse' or 'clever thicktwat'

I see, so you're not at all backpedalling then? - that's good, no really.

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Phil L

Lurch wrote

Smoolish fartarse?

But they've all been Vimmed off ... by a devilish, abrasive mil.

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Roger Hunt

On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 18:11:31 +0100, Roger Hunt mused:

Either\or.

The numbers on the dial have, I didn't see any mention of the model and serial number having been rubbed off.

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Lurch

On Sat, 21 Apr 2007 16:28:16 GMT, "Phil L" mused:

Do I look bothered? (I don't btw, I don't care whether insults I throw about are gramatically correct). :)

What? I'm not backpedalling, I asked a question, you misread it and now look a tit. It's you who should be backpedalling.

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Lurch

It's not necessarily smutty.

Since Spouse had a radical retropubic prostatectomy (look it up) last September he's needed a little help to continue his normal love life. One method involves a pump and a specially designed rubber ring - they come in various gauges.

Don't scoff or criticise - it might happen to you.

Not enough is talked about it.

Mary

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Mary Fisher

That would be Canon - as I'm sure you know :-)

Mary

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Mary Fisher

Lurch wrote

They're probably having a look now.

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Roger Hunt

Mary Fisher wrote

The group or knobs?

No, I won't. I worked years in theatres but never saw one of them.

Where does one start?

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Roger Hunt

I didn't think it /was/ normal to have a love life at his age. ("I think you're all doing very well"[1])

It's wonderful that such things are available on the NHS but I think I might prefer to go private and get a choice of colour scheme - I presume it just comes in NHS Prosthetic Pink? ;-)

There's a difference between medical and smutty, Mary. Remarks about ovens, knobs, and souffles collapsing when the door is opened too early, are smutty.

Owain

[1] Mr Grace[3], "Are you being served"[2] [2] A 1970s/1980s television series, Mary :-) [3] Senile and randy old git always accompanied by an implausibly pretty nurse on one arm and secretary on the other.
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Owain

Rubbed off? Oooh err missus.

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The Medway Handyman

Is that the canonical spelling Mary?

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John Rumm

That just shows how young you are :-) It reminds me of teenagers who think you're past it at 20!

No, it's transparent, so you can see what's happening. Any coloured bits are manly grey, except for the bands which are different colours according to their strength.

Well, I was amused - it was predictable :-) I'd far rather have that than the weak language so often displayed on this and most newsgroups.

Mary

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Mary Fisher

If you know such a word you must know its meaning :-)

I don't make the laws ...

Mary

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Mary Fisher

It would be better to number the scale from 1 to 11.

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Steve Firth

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