Ouch - stick that in your pipe

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

and smoke it

[Simon (Dark Angel)]

--=20 Best Wishes Simon (aka Dark Angel) Dark Angel's Realm of Horror -

[Bob Eager]

[Jules]

of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused."

- couldn't they have just shown him pictures of Margaret Thatcher in the nud or something?

[JimK]

maybe they already told him that loads of firemen were coming...

NB it was the "restricted blood flow" that caused the arousal? erm.... presumably he must have stuck his c*ck in a bit of SS pipe *not* expecting to get a stiffy then.....surely viagra would have been a better idea? or a new woman!

JimK

[Owain]

"U-bend if you want to..."

Owain

[Tim W]

Jules wibbled on Thursday 07 January 2010 20:27

No one's said pressure washer?...

[JimK]

where would you recommend it be pointed....:>))

[Jules]

Nah, they look the same with their clothes off.

[Tim W]

JimK wibbled on Thursday 07 January 2010 20:57

Other end of pipe?

Something interesting is bound to happen

[Owain]

Plasma cutter.

Owain

[robgraham]

can't be true. Interestingly Snopes.com have a not dissimilar story that is true -

would have thought that a hospital would have had (a) ice to try cooling it - dry ice would really cool his ardour, or (b) a relaxant injection. It does seem a bit excessive to have to use mechanical cutting devices that close to the body.

I'll take advantage of this to issue my annual warning about angle grinders - watch where the sparks go; my Dad didn't and they set fire to him and a bottle of white spirit which exploded.

Rob

[David WE Roberts]

Generous to asssume that it had become aroused AFTER it had been stuck in the pipe.

Still poor reporting, though! What diameter pipe? I think we should be told.

[JimK]

it is the mirror ffs!

and length? - alas you'll need "Screws of the World" for that level of tittery..

Surely the firemen could have all got hold and just pulled it off .... or is that what he wanted....

erm yes - I've already got me coat JimK

[The Natural Philosopher]

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