End of year Darwin award:
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OT: What a knob
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Prophylactic of doom vindicated.
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Retro active condoms...
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A good friend of ours, a Mensa member, used to be the local condom machine service agent. She had no problems with doing the job, and when we visited her house, there would be bits of machines undergoing repair scattered around her living room. She never reported an explosion in one, though, just the occasional money-less forced entry.
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AKA rape?
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Something for the weekend?
When my wife was seven or eight, her uncle had a barbers shop.
When men came in and didn't seem to know what they wanted, she would helpfully ask if they needed some Durex.
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Semtex for the weekend?
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She never said anything about anyone raping the machines...
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In message , Graham. writes
Used to be *anything for the weekend, sir?* Long time since anyone has said that to me:-(
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You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
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Ah, well did he father any children before he did this act? Was this the reason he blew it up perhaps? Brian