Just for fun.
A simple 175 miles drive in the morning with the gf. (J38 of M1 to J4 of M1 and then a small bit of driving on A roads)
How far[1] before she says "I need a wee"?
Closest guess to the answer wins a virtual pint.
[1] In miles as I assume the road will be clear.10 miles
Stop by the side of the road [2]
[2] Get her a crinoline dress and no knickers; Victorian style. No one will know.1 - she forgot to go before you left! :)
7 miles
0.9 miles
100 yards after you pass the services, assuming there isn't another service area for 100 miles.
And it is all your fault.
Is this a trick question?
Is she far too coy to use the phrase and instead refer to the little girl's room?
Or too coarse, and will request a pish stop instead?
Or is she in the manner of demanding to stop at any roadside inn or burger van and say "I need a wee refreshment"?
Or is she agile enough to go out the car window at 60 mph?
Anyway, I'll guess 22 miles or 20 minutes after the last cup of tea, whichever is the sooner.
Owain
Or, a more modern solution (and assuming Adam didn't also make use of the enforced stop somehow (fuel, coffee, the chance to buy a 1,000,000 candle power torch ) .. would be to get her a 'Shewee' and a sealable container. ;-)
"The Shewee allows you to urinate whilst standing, and without removing your clothing. Use your Shewee for:"
? Long\\\\ Car journeys
Cheers, T i m
According to the adverts, sensitive bladder has an over the counter treatment these days. I think I need the male version. I can walk about all day, sit in cars all day, but lay me down on a sofa for a couple of hours, and when I get up i need to pee. its all to do with pressure from other organs I am told and everybodys guts dangle in different ways. Not much help I know.... Brian
Before submitting my guess, please confirm that the virtual pint is beer and not the result at 17.6 miles.
En el artículo , ARW escribió:
Half an hour, so 30 miles.
Did you get out of your drive?
at a silly cost
if you really need it your Doc will prescribe you something for less than half (or even less if you don't pay for yore scripts)
(but it won't actually be this because if the PP is thinking of the product currently touted by large chain of chemists shops, then this is a herbal remedy which has been available in Health Food shops for yonks. Only the product name is new to the market, not the active ingredient. And this particular herbal remedy is not available on an NHS script even if, for you, it works and normal remedies don't!)
tim
I'll qualify my guess further.
0.9 miles, just joined the motorway from the slip, assumption failed as the road ahead is stacked up with traffic and U-turns are impossible ...
I don't know your area, but probably just after the first roundabout or traffic lights onto a clear stretch of road with no chance of turning round and several miles to the next pee station. :) Oh, go on, I'll guess at 2.5 miles.
She won't ask. Just to spoil your fun.
The virtual pint is beer (with a proper head and non of that flat stuff that southerners drink).
However I declare the winner to be TMH. His guess "of 100 yards after you pass the services, assuming there isn't another service area for 100 miles" was the most incorrect answer but one closest to the truth.
We had done about 160 miles when she said "There are some services in 6 miles can we stop there please"
She then got the good news that I was turning off at J4 and that J4 is about
5 miles before the services.
'Bloated' or 'Unbloated' ?
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