OT Putting your hand in cold water and instantly needing to have a pee

[Jim K]

oh god it's all coming out now....

Jim K

[Chris J Dixon]

Also some pop-ups

[Chris J Dixon]

Wouldn't it be worse if she slept on your left?

Chris

[Chris J Dixon]

Well, take your hand out of the water! ;-)

Chris

[David WE Roberts]

I have vague meories of some statute which allows you to piss against the offside (or was it nearside) rear wheeel - originally intended for carters.

[Mr Pounder]

Coal doesn't burn so well if it's wet

Owain

The ferrets lie on it whilst I have a shower.

[jgharston]

Yes, for a bit of time now I've pondered the possibility of constructing some sort of framework that would fit between my hips and armpits that I could extend with a ratched to stretch my spine and keep my back straight and stop my innards crushing themselves.

JGH

[MM]

payers paid for that PoS? Imagine if you were inside taking a slash and the computer decided to sink back into the pavement. You could be in there all night, along with several gallons of wee. Nice!

MM

[MM]

Go to the bathroom, then!

MM

[MM]

So why not get into bed alone, say five minutes before your wife/partner, lie on your right, have said fart, then waft the duvet about a bit, then call out "Ducky, it's safe to come in now!"

MM

[The Medway Handyman]

Apparently Mythbusters disproved it

[MM]

Ooh, ow! Stoppit, missus!

MM

[Richard Russell]

Erm, you never go 'inside' - it's a three-man urinal and you stand outside in full view to use it (not that I've ever used one myself, but I understand the principle).

Richard.

[Another John]

Never mind MM: I believe that on the Indian subcontinent they just have a shit in the street: perhaps one day we too will aspire to such heady levels of civilization.

Git.

[Tim Lamb]

I have just paid a private Physio 50 quid to do that to my spine. The idea being to create a bit more space for a bulged disc and my sciatic nerve.

I suppose if you could support your shoulders with a helium balloon...

Maybe an enlarged version of those early walker frames used by toddlers:-)

[Andy Champ]

I was in Jakarta once. One of the locals said to me "They wash in it [the river, which looked more like a canal in a concrete cutting], they do their laundry in it, they shit in it. On a good day you can see all three at once".

Andy

[harry]

In hospitals, if the nurse wants a urine sample, the old trick is they pour a jug of water into the sink. The sound makes you piss.

Moving on from that, if you go in a cowshed and take a piss, many of the cows will start pissing.

Just thought this was something you might need to know one day.

[charles]

that was one of the problems with the fountian in the centre ring of BBc TV Centre

[ARW]

And that's just the excuse you could come up with when you were caught with your knob out in the cattle shed:-)?

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

erection in the street.