I know is OT but I 'm sure many in this grp will enjoy this gem, overheard on a visit to the Zoo yesterday.
Sign by Lion enclosure:
"Lions typically sleep up to 20 hours per day".
He: "So how many hours are they awake then?"
She: "About six... no four... no six".
Great fun eh!
How old was she?
I didn't like to ask, but I guess late 20's
btw The "he" question was not a joke!
So, how many do they sleep? On certain days it could be 23 or 25, unless they can't (lions that is) tell the time!
It could be six! Since they sleep for *up* *to*[1] 20 yours, the correct answer would have been "at least four".
[1] weasel words well known in advertising - viz: "save up to 50%" - which usually means that most things are discounted by about 10%!
Sounds like they are a good match for each other.
I wonder if, between them, they could count how many legs a lion has?
No, no. They may breed!
Andrew Gabriel coughed up some electrons that declared:
:)
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