OT : Nice computer dear.

[ben]

[Aidan]

I woodent buy one.

[Lobster]

I agree, it'd go against the grain.

BTW, paste the link into

and you can read it in English (well sort of)

David

[Andy Hall]

That's knot funny. You should check your warped sense of humour before we have to shake it out of you.

[Suz]

"no carmelized sugar additionally was established"

lol Suzanne

[bigcat]

Its plane silly. And if theres any thieves about it'll soon varnish. Bet theres a very small market-ry for those.

NT

PSE its hard to see much in 16 colours.

[Aidan]

It runs on Windows. Hardwood Windows.

I quite like the mouse though.

[Charles Middleton]

Wonder if its a splinter operation from one of the global PC companies?

CM.

[Richard Conway]

PC World I think - I've seen them in my local branch

[John Rumm]

You can tell by the mouse it is not apple wood.

[Richard Conway]

Maybe it is oak - or is that just an Acorn I can see?

[Owain]

Perhaps there's a subtle hint of Tangerine.

Owain

[John Cartmell]

Well they have branched out recently - you can see the Advantage of that even if it is Riscy.

[Richard Conway]

I can't see that it will do any ARM

[John Rumm]

Or even Pear (remember them?)

[John Cartmell]

Be wary of travelling in that direction - there be dragons ...

[John Cartmell]

There must be millipedes of such companies but that's one fruit 'n' nut reference I don't remember.

[Richard Conway]

Apricot?

[John Rumm]

I should Coco!

(Bonus points if you know why that is extra relevant!)

[John Cartmell]

Poire chocolat has me defeated! I'm sure the non-existent peanut will be equally puzzling for most.