I'm sure most have heard the Irish lumberjack joke;
--------------------------------------------------------- Michael gets a job in Canada as a lumberjack. The foreman kits him out with a Stihl saw, hard hat and goggles, and explains that he has to cut down ten trees in an hour. He said this was achievable as they were not big trees.
Later the foreman goes to see how Michael is getting on.
Michael had managed to cut down four trees, and said he needed a new saw. "Dis one's no use at all at all. You gotta geez another one."
The foreman got hold of the saw, gave a pull and the saw leapt into life.
"What's that friggin noise" cried Michael
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Called in to finish off a bit of kick board for a lady on my way home. When I arrived she asked me for some advice on fixing some floating shelves.
She was using 6mm hammer fixings, but had drilled 8mm holes by mistake. I sorted out some 6mm plugs & suitable screws for her & since her green Bosch drill was already plugged in, I used that with a 6mm bit.
Struggled a bit drilling the first hole, noticed it wasn't on hammer, flipped the switched over & continued drilling
She actually said "What's that funny noise"? Poor woman has had the drill for over 3 years & struggled to put up a fair amount of shelves etc - and didn't know it had a hammer action :-)
She was like a kid with a new toy once I explained it to her.