OT: Inventive solutions to telephone spam?

[IMM]

Mary, I am not, I hate paying those needless taxes.

Did you radio 4 on, on the tranny you were holding?

Mary, you are a one.....

[Mary Fisher]

I can't remember ever having a snooper round here. And no-one has ever called about council tax. You do lead an interesting life!

"Did you radio 4 on" what?

And what tranny (whatever that is) I was holding?

It's a gift.

[Bob Eager]

Only because you are too weird for them!

[IMM]

My God such fun....where dio you get them from...every one a gem...

[Mary Fisher]

That's a non sequitur.

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[Andrew]

In article , IMM writes

But the licence fee is just another stealth tax that funds New Labours main broadcast medium for their spin - so you should be proud to pay it

[IMM]