OT: how the hell..

can you drown in a poxy hotel swimming pool unless you actually wanted to?

I cant even think of a cocktail of party chemicals that would make you so drongoed that you didn't realise...

Reply to
The Natural Philosopher
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Is this Micheal Barrymore's hotel?

Reply to
ARW

It's only around six miles away from Michael Barrymore's swimming pool.

Reply to
alan

who knows

people do though

tim

Reply to
tim......

Basildon triangle?

Reply to
The Natural Philosopher

Is that a pubic hairstyle?

Reply to
ARW

And I thought they were always being viewed by people looking for people who might be in trouble in any case?

Brian

Reply to
Brian Gaff

ah, so that means the problem is spreading then?

Brian

Reply to
Brian Gaff

Rippling outwards...

Reply to
polygonum

People have been unconscious through drink, never mind the chemicals.

I can't see it's harder than drowning in one's own vomit.

Andy

Reply to
Andy Champ

But simultaneously? Underwater asphyxiophilia perhaps?

Reply to
Andy Burns

Banged your head as you fell in , getting a debilitating cramp whilst swimming ..?

Reply to
soup

Takes synchronised swimming to a new height? Or depth...

Sky News notes: "A hotel cancels a murder mystery event hours after a man and woman are found dead, as a police probe continues."

Reply to
polygonum

A water dosing issue leading to excess chlorine or ozone. Maybe an underwater

69 gone wrong. One dies of natural causes the other one dies of shock

Lots (IME all) of these pools at hotels have no lifeguards, a small problem can very quickly become a big one.

Reply to
The Other Mike

we had a friend who died of heart failure when she dived into a swimming pool late at night.

But two together seems unlikely

Reply to
charles

Whilst not a subject I really want to think about, I wonder why it seems automatic to insert that qualifying word. After all, the instances of succumbing to somebody else's must be vanishingly small.

Chris

Reply to
Chris J Dixon

you havent watched spinal tap?

Reply to
The Natural Philosopher

That's a Merkin.

compare the merkins dot com ;-)

Reply to
whisky-dave

I heard somebody say that the pool was quite deep and had an odd profile on the bottom. I used to swim in a pool which went from 4 feet to 7 foot in a single step. That was quite scarey if you didn't know.

Baz

Reply to
Baz

Two drunks by the pool, one falls in, the other tries to help. Both too drunk to climb out.

Andy

Reply to
Andy Champ

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