Up a ladder at the back of the house doing some painting. Expecting a parcel delivery from CPC that was placed just before the bank holiday weekend.
SWTSMBO is off on shopping jolly all day. No clear line of sight to the road and the wind is blowing in the wrong direction so I wouldn't necessarily hear them arrive. No easy way of providing permanent access to the rear without leaving the garage door wide open with a few grands worth of wood and metal working machinery on display.
So I left a note by the front door saying where I was and to either shout or ring me.
I get back inside and find they have left me a note a few minutes before with "no phone provided" scrawled over it and have buggered off back to the depot with my parcel.
So I go online and one of the fields they provide for a redelivery is "phone number" and "special delivery instructions"