You mean "if I told you, I'd have to kill you"? ;-)
You mean "if I told you, I'd have to kill you"? ;-)
There are legal circumstances where you can kill someone, the same as there are circumstances where a driver can speed. You obviously don't understand when they are so you aren't capable.
Perhaps he's "Licenced to kill"?
Incidentally I don't think there is such a thing as an instant death. Except perhaps in the case of a very large explosion.
Andy
Nice idea, I never thought of that. Did you pinch that off your daughter or the Shawshank Redemption? Either way a brilliant idea.
Adam
Neither - my accountant! One of many reasons for the embroidered logo on the overalls & polo shirts - makes them wholey & exclusively for business use.
Self confessed glue sniffer - prolly out of his head.
NAh, I reckon he'd try and use his razor sharp wit
All death is instant, you are alive, then you are dead there is no lingering halfway state.
In message , "dennis@home" writes
The transition, once started, can take a while and not be very pleasant though. Give mean instant transition any time, not too soon though thanks.
And PPE would be zero rated for VAT as well?
Owain
I'm not registered, but I think it is.
All depends where you buy it! There's a lot of mis-charging of VAT in this field.
I thought you said you earned a /lot/ of money in another post? Not if you aren't VAT registered you don't.
It would be worth it for those trips to Rye.
That depends on what one considers to be a lot.
Dave will comment, I'm sure, but I would expect a handyman business to be more time than materials intensive in terms of cost and what is invoiced to the customer.
At the current level of around £65k at which registration is mandatory, the recoverable VAT would be predominantly on materials purchased and on fuel plus a few other small bits and pieces.. On the output side, he will have increased his prices by 17.5% for no good reason.
IIRC, Dave said very profitable - which is quite a different thing from turnover.
Quite a few small businesses doing this type of work will allow the customer to purchase the materials directly so as not to have them raise the business turnover to above the VAT threshold. If the materials represent only a small profit centre this can be quite worthwhile when you are serving a customer base of non registered individuals since it keeps your prices lower (or more likely your profitability 17.5% higher)
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Nail, hit, head.
Ferzackerly.
One of the most dangerous places. Old ladies pouring out of tea shoppes fully armed with knitting needles.
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