OT: Banned from B&Q ;-(

[T i m]

There I was, browsing the outdoor section in B&Q when some bloke in an orange overall came over and asked me if I wanted 'decking' .. ?

Luckily I got the first punch in!

Ho hum .. ;-)

T i m

[Andy Dingley]

Send that one to Viz ! 8-)

[Mungo "two sheds" Toadfoot]

Hehehe! I likes that.

Si

[raden]

In message , T i m writes

What, you gave him a good flooring, tongue AND groove ?

[Mary Fisher]

I wish I'd thought of that!

Mary

[:::Jerry::::]

Just as long as he nailed him good an proper, sc***ing would have been out of place !

[PJ]

You could have taken him to the decorating section and given him a good pasting.

I see a long thread starting.

[John Rumm]

Gave him a bosch on the nose in the power tool section?

[Andy Hall]

Oscar Wilde once said that at a party. One of his fellow guests said "Don't worry, Oscar...... you will"

.andy

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[Andy Hall]

Told like a PPPro...... at the returns desk......

.andy

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[Mary Fisher]

I know that.

But you knew that :-)

Mary

[T i m]

"Oh what have I done ..."

;-)

[N. Thornton]

Or Fermly drilled some manners into him.

NT

[N. Thornton]

Was the old crow barred as well then?

NT

[N. Thornton]

Probably caused by too many consume-a-units of alcohol.

NT

[E D Wivens]

Leaving him plastered?

Wivens

[:::Jerry::::]

Nah, I think the true events have yet to be told, this is nothing but a whitewash !

[John Rumm]

Started a Trend for dodgy power tool jokes.... better Makita run for it now...

[Mary Fisher]

Or even stoned.

Mary

[Owain]

"Mary Fisher" wrote | > Leaving him plastered? | Or even stoned.

Some strong black coffee and he'll be reconstituted stoned.

Owain