[O/T] Need to choose an envelope that gets attention

[yoosnet]

Because they get paid specifically to deliver junkmail.

[bigcat]

hear hear.

Some hilarious ideas in this thread!

I think the most attention getting letter I've heard of was enclosed in a cardboard ball fitted with lots of nails sticking sharp point out. I suspect nowadays it might get blown up on sight, but it reached its destination, remarkably.

NT

[Andy Luckman (AJL Electronics)]

Because they think junkmail is so wonderful, they deliver it in the first place, wanted or not.

[Huge]

Which bit of "internal" was it flew over your pointy and oh-so-empty head?