Some plonker from nearby here has just been on the news after shooting himself in the heart with a nail gun.
I just wanted to reassure all and sundry that it wasn't me.
On a serious note:
The report stated some 1/4 million people are injured each year playing silly buggers with DIY. Some 70 or so die.
What I was thinking was all the money we save DIOS and a few silly accidents wipe it out.
And how much was spent on saving him that could have saved a village full of children in Niger.
(Not that I really think there is any correlation in the lines of thought with anything that might be possible in reality. Nor do I begrudge the effort and ability to save anyone anywhere.)