Incense to ward off insects

[Colin Wilson]

Its been known as a flea repellant for years !

[raden]

OK, you put a stake through the heart of a mosquito

I've got a camcorder and some toothpicks

[Paul Mc Cann]

I've often longed for a nuclear powered zapper about the size of a key fob which would incinerate the b******s instantly.

[Mary Fisher]

Now THERE'S a thought!

Get out the drawing bord NOW!

Mary

[Steve Firth]

yes they do.

Ah, weasel words. It's still a heart, even if it pumps haemolymph instead of blood.

[Mary Fisher]

Not A heart. A series of, um, 'pumping' devices. I didn't mention haemolymph or blood.

Mary

[raden]

In message , Paul Mc Cann writes

I've got one the shape of and half the size of a tennis racquet. It also has a couple of thousand volts between the "strings"

[Steve Firth]

i.e. a heart.

Did anyone say that you did?