HSS?

[Bob Eager]

I'm older than that, and all they taught me was pottery!

[:::Jerry::::]

Grammar school ?

[Bob Eager]

Yup. The woodword room wasn't big enough for the intake, and I drew the short straw...

[:::Jerry::::]

At least you learnt Latin !

[Andy Hall]

Vidi, vici, veni?

[Bob Eager]

Lucky you! (but possibly not the puella!)

[Andy Hall]

Definitely matrona.....

[Roger]

The message from Andy Hall contains these words:

That sounds rather vulgar. I think you must have the order wrong. :-)

[Dave Liquorice]

Or learn a skill and get a proper job where you get your hands *DIRTY*.

[David Illingworth-Young]

...and reset.

Sorry, Jerry. Look up 'Troll'. Notice your error? Again?

Grow up and learn some manners. Moron.

[Howard]

[:::Jerry::::]

Yes *you* do need to do so.

I see you use your real name to sign your messages with....

[Dave]

Which girls school was that, Bob? ;-)

Dave

[Bob Eager]

Actually an all-boys one...an no-one got taught either woodwork or pottery for more than two years anyway...

I did get a year on town planning though!

[:::Jerry::::]

What, walking the streets when you bunked off double Latin you mean ! :~)

[Bob Eager]

No, this was the year after I'd failed O level Latin!

[Andy Luckman (AJL Electronics)]

Sadly, that seems to be written in the new rules as perfectly acceptable, despite it being a nonsense. :-)