How do women think?

I'll be putting the cat down tommorow (diy job) and what does the gf do today?

She buys 48 pouches of cat food because it's on special offer. I would not mind but she watched me dig the grave last night.

Reply to
ARW
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... nuff said !

Dig a bigger grave ?

Andrew

Reply to
Andrew Mawson

And she bought the cat food that it does not like. The mind boggles.

Reply to
ARW

BTW I shall give Pebbles a last supper of tuna in sunflower oil.

Reply to
ARW

Perhaps she expects you to get a replacement.

Reply to
Nightjar

Ah well there may be logic there - the special offer may only have applied to the less favoured variety, and this was the first time it was not going to pose a problem ;-)

Reply to
John Rumm

It's a hint Adam needs to get down the cats' home and buy another self powered ball of destruction...

Reply to
Tim Watts

awww.

I really don't want to know how, but it's not something I'd DIY.

Owain

Reply to
spuorgelgoog

ARW scribbled...

What have you been getting in the sarnies recently ?

Reply to
Jabba

Delay killing the cat - so that the cat food will not be wasted :-)

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Judith

How about this female driver the other night then Adam? (And it is factual)

Fire engine with 'blues and twos' in action, going down the road with traffic parked both sides, aforesaid driver's car is stuck out a way from the kerb causing an obstruction so the fire engine cannot get past.

The engine comes to a standstill with the siren blaring to alert the owner of the car to come and shift it.

She comes out carrying a child (around 3 years old), looks at the fire engine, walks to her car, opens door and loads a couple of bags, shuts door, walks around the car and does a bit of faffing about and the opens the rear door and proceeds to strap the child in the car (all this takes around five minutes).

As the female is still buggering around and paying no attention whatsoever to the 'blues and twos, the fire officer now jumps out his cab and has words with her, she goes ballistic shouting and waving her arms (I can't hear what is said) and then jumps into her car, does a six point turn to go up the road - only to face the fire engine and get absolutely nowhere as the fire engine's now blocking her way.

She finally realised that she is an idiot and drives onto the footpath nearly knocking down a lamp standard in the process.

As a result of this, and after around ten minutes, the fire engine can now proceed, she then drives off the footpath to the loud jeering of residents and other motorists alike.

And all that was really needed to get the fire engine on its way in less than two minutes - was for the female to dump the child in the passenger seat unbelted, throw the bags onto the rear seat, start and drive the car 6 feet down the road and drive onto the rather wide footpath via a dropped kerb. Once the fire engine had passed, there was enough room twixt garden wall and car for her to safely belt the nipper and sort out the bags without even moving the car off the kerb.

And after more than 50 years of driving, I thought I'd seen just about everything on the road!

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Cash

The other day in Aberystwyth myself and everyone else sitting outside the seafront café were richly entertained by a female who attempted to park in a gap that was about two foot shorter than her car. I mean shorter than her car, not shorter than she could have parked in. She tried and tried, at one point having her car at right angles to the kerb, when we all shouted, "Yes, that's it! Leave it like that!" Eventually she roared off, and we all applauded. You could see she was angry. The male passenger was trying to disappear his head into his shirt.

Bill

Reply to
Bill Wright

Superfluous use of 'how' in that query.

Jim K

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JimK

In message , ARW writes

The Egyptians used to leave food in their pyramids for the deceased's consumption in the after life, maybe she worships the cat.

I wonder what she is planning in putting in yours? If it ever came to it?

Reply to
Bill

Its for the next cat. Its you thats not thinking :)

NT

Reply to
meow2222

Its for the cat which is to come next of course. I'm surprised you had not seen this coming? Its probably already living with one of her friends, probably a new kitty. Brian

Reply to
Brian Gaff

One assumes its on its last legs already. Bear in mind though that posting it here means that you are probably going to get a visit from an Rspca person saying only vets can euthenise pets and other domestic animals, unless its for food use.

Brian

Reply to
Brian Gaff

Shurely PC crosland can confirm?

Jim K

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JimK

Is that even legal?

Reply to
Huge

I very much doubt that there is such a law, although I do not live in the UK,we do not have such a law In Australia as much as the RSPCA and some animal mobs would like one. I do not know of any country silly enough to make such a law.

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F Murtz

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