And in other parts of the world, they sack up used corncobs
And in other parts of the world, they sack up used corncobs
3 per sitting. Once up,once down, one to polish.
G.Harman
Socialism on steroids :-)
There's not much socialist about China these days - inside or out...
We're more socialist that they are - we have universal free healthcare, "dole", various incapacity benefits and assistance.
In China, you pay (albeit a small amount - it is subsidised) to go to hospital or see a doctor and a nurse does not wipe your bum or feed you. That's not a nurses job. Your relatives do or if that's not possible there are a bunch of freelancers hanging around who will for nominal payment.
I can't think of a more on-topic subject for a DIY group than arse-wiping.
Good grief!
I'm looking to hire a Groom of the Stool on a daily basis, weekdays only.
How much should I expect to pay?
Will he bring his own stool?
How do I spot a cowboy?
He will be wearing leather chaps and you may need to check what he will be using to clean your nether regions.
the normal rates - bog standard
he could just squat
flick little dollops of turd at his naked body?
The version I remember as a kid was 1 up, 1 down, 1 accross and a polish. Maybe the 1 across was 'cos we were using cut up newspaper and the crossword was used seperately
John
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