H&S gone mad

[Bob Eager]

My dad took me and brought a beer crate for me to stand on.

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

Same here - if there's nothing good on the telly, I will get up to doing other stuff. It's grand when there's sport on to the exclusion of all else - I get stuff done. Sport and mind-deadening s**te like All-Star Family Bollocks - the very definition of Hell is being in somebody else's house doing a job and you can't get away and that s**te is on the telly in the same room.

[Huge]

You're Me, You Are.

[ARWadsworth]

So it was anal sex that you promised him?

[geoff]

I was taken to a football match around the same time, maybe around '62. Ipswich against whoever it was, I took a beer crate to stand on which got caught in the turnstile and broke ... So I still haven't SEEN a football match live

[geoff]

Do we need to get ready for endless plays of "football's coming home" on the radio then?

[geoff]

They get edgy about such things

[brass monkey]

Hmmmm, you're sounding like the ozzie plonker. That would never do.

[brass monkey]

Adam? Civilised? ;)

[ARWadsworth]

Only until England get knocked out.

[Steve Firth]

That was 22m males. It meant those males who didn't watch the football (a) impressed all the women and (b) had a lot of women to choose from.

And eight years later, who cares which bunch of retards knocked more balls past a bloke than another bunch of retards?

[Dave Liquorice]

goalposts in

No Rugby, civilised.

[whisky-dave]

I thought it was the cost of a ticket.

[ARWadsworth]

It was a fooball match where I started seeing the gf.

I had a bit of a party for an England match and invited a few friends around. One of my mates brought his girlfriend, they had an argument, he stormed off and she spent the night at mine.

[ARWadsworth]

Why not? I go to the theatre to watch Shakespear, ballets etc. Just because I also enjoy watching soccer and rugby does not make me uncivilised.

I also like watching womens beach volleyball.

[brass monkey]

Yes and it 'aint the volleyball you're watching :D I'll bet Dennis is a ladies man on the quiet.

[geoff]

In message , brass monkey writes

T'would be much more amusing if he were a ladyman, though

[Steve Firth]

OK that's one point in favour of football. Now, may I point you to the 30ft container of points against football?

[ARWadsworth]

I know about that container. That's why I do not take the gf's 8 year old lad to football matches.

Odd that I can take him to a rugby match without any problems.

[Windmill]

So, you didn't have to stay on duty, but knew they were in the bar and knew that the lights were on for another two hours. Where were you, or should I ask? :-)