Sister in law has just noticed a small leak of water getting into the airing cupboard, directly below the water tank in the loft.
She has this Gritish Bas service contract, so she called them.
Alleged plumber looked in the loft, sharp intake of breath, "we don't do tanks, we sub contract that to Dyno Rod".
Dyno Rod FFS?
Dyno Rod bloke arrives later on, looked in the loft, sharp intake of breath, "can't touch that luv - it's asbestos".
He was brave enough to lift the lid & peep in, reckoned its the ball valve dripping, no comment on why the overflow isn't working properly.
£450 to replace the tank etc, plus "we will have to get the asbestos experts in" which could add another £400 apparently.I'm going round tonight....