We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember NoSpam saying something like:
The most common cause of this on a genset that's been lying unused for ages is damp in the windings. Take off the end cover and direct a 1kW fan heater into the end of the alternator for a few hours then try it.
Not too close with the heater, mind.