mike ring said
I'm saying nothing...
I went into B&Q on the way home today. Start at £10 and go up from there.
The advice here is all good - just a pity most of it doesn't really apply to my particular question and situation. I looked up the price of one of the suggested items and it was £59.99 - for that money I might just as well get a plumber in!
But that is Usenet for you - not complaining, the jems make it all worthwhile. :-)