Existential DIY

[Huge]

So, do the chainsaw files go in the metal working drawer or the woodworking drawer?

[stuart noble]

Isn't there a zen newsgroup?

[Bob Mannix]

It's difficult to tell.

[Rod]

I'm having problems with filing files.

[Bertie Doe]

Zen would suggest that Huge's woodworking drawers are made of metal and the metalworking drawers are of wood. I would put the chainsaw files in the drawer that contains the First Aid box.

Bertie

[Bob Mannix]

This is a whole new mindset - he wears different drawers for different jobs? I suppose it's one path to enlightenment.

[Owain]

They go on the pegboard with the tools silhouetted in black.

Owain

[Rod]

You can make "first law of thermodynamics" out of "chainsaw files" - plus a few extra letters.

There again, you can also make "loss of contact with reality" by adding a different group of letters.

[Lobster]

Puh-lease, not first thing on a Monday morning...

David

[Huge]

Wooden & metal drawers, Ouch.

[Bob Mannix]

This thread is moving from Zen to the surreal. We are all doomed.

Personally I would fit the giraffe with a violin.

[robgraham]

Rod - you really do have too much time on your hands. You must be retired like me!

Rob

[Broadback]

Myself, all my files are put onto computer.

[Rod]

Rather that several years ago, when thinking about crossword compiling, I acquired an anagram program (Tea).

[Dave]

Don't be silly, they wouldn't fit in the drawer ! Dave

[Dave]

Where would you file the giraffe and violin then? Dave

[Adrian C]

Take the giraffe out of the drawer, then fit with the violin.

[Dave Plowman (News)]

Wot - no filing cabinet?

[Huge]

The violin file obviously goes under woodwork, but where does the giraffe file go?

Gb gur jngreubyr, creuncf?

[Huge]

Oh, yes. But that's SWMBO's domain.