And just in case she does find you, better send a copy to me as well, for 'safe keeping'.
As long as you're not in them as well, obviously...
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Dumping the girlfiend
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As long as it involves an angle-grinder, it'll have the ukdiy seal of approval
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Are you looking for serious suggestions? If so, I'd suggest none of them.
Do it in person - face to face - even if it earns you a slap. That way you will have given her as much dignity as possible, under the circumstances. It's more honorable too.
-- Nige Danton
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- Robin Cook Abandoned his wife of nearly 30 years in favour of his secretary at the prompting of the prime minister's then press secretary, Alastair Campbell. He phoned Cook at an airport and told him to choose between them there and then. Cook is now happily married to Gaynor.
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Ain't payback a bitch....
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Yes, do it in such a way that you might take some degree of pride from it in the future - and maybe become a better man for it - rather than the bodgy cack-handed amateur methods you started off considering.
J^n
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In message , BRAD writes
I'm not gonna ask about the carpets.
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It's highly relevant here, once she's dumped he's going to have to DIY.
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In message , Steve Walker writes
Oooh, can I be the first to mention body filler?
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Nah. He has a schoolgirl IIRC.
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Coia matting?
Don.
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Still got an intact rug ?
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That will bring colour to the cheeks! Bob
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There are plenty of girls out there that "doing the manly thing" is not the right way to go. Plenty of nutters that you want to be well clear from before setting them off with news like that! :-)
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LOL, with 'Welcome' woven into it. Maybe that's why he wants to dump her.
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Which cheeks :-)
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No one has noticed that Mr Wadworth is trying to dispose of a 'girl**fiend**'. Does this not make a major difference to the advise we should be giving him ?
This justifies the 'stake through the heart' and lots of garlic methinks.
Rob
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I'll sponsor you for £1. ;-)
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If he's dumping her, why waste money on a good steak and all that garlic? A portion of chips, a peck on the cheek and it's tatty-bye!
;-)
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I didn't say 'doing the manly thing', you'll notice.
So how is it that a bloke ends up with one of these? Try building in some pre-buying discrimination about the quality of your accessories ... ;-/
J^n
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Got a bit of a surprise when I opened what I thought was this thread and actually opened a reply to a different thread, but it may still be of some use:
I don't think I'd try that - you may end up with a bigger hole than you bargain for - or even two-piece basin!