Possibly a "redneck" troll.
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11 years ago
Possibly a "redneck" troll.
squatter.
Nothing wrong? Hateful things.
You won't say that when you get old.
I can't keep my balance in a squatting position. Never could. The worst place for me was in Africa where the local people have such grace and poise that they never thought of providing anything for us mzungus to hold on to. This thread has brought the nightmares back again!
Nick
be used by somebody who's not double-jointed.
JGH
Nothing at all when you're young enough and fit enough to squat. However, suffering from a back problem (discs) and also knackered knees make them an absolute friggin nightmare for me. Hideous hateful things!!! :-@
Nit: The proper plural of mzungu is wazungu (at least in Swahili)
The worst one in the world was at the Chinese Opera in Beijing. It was a strip of concrete with a hole every few feet and a liberal scattering of turds. I suddenly lost the desire to go.
stayed on an army base in France ... and they had 'snip hole' toilets ... by the end of day 1 ... there were empty ammo crates or MFO (plywood) boxes on top of these with comfortable holes for seats.
Just had to watch for splinters.
I often choose my food carefully in an evening so that I will not need the toilet at work the next day. The best one was a school to flats conversion. The toilet was in the middle of the school with no walls around it so every one could see you. Not somewhere I would want to have a shit.
Much better than that bloody uncivilised shit hole it's on top of.
Cleaner and more hygienic
Since Harry seems obsessed with Islam, I'm surprised he hasn't got one
>In message , Nick Odell writes
You need to counterbalance with the extended arm and a cigarette between the fingers
Get a lion to lick your arse clean ...
Come on man - with huge turds all over the floor??!!
Maybe in theory. In practise they are no such thing. Besides, how can taking a shit in your trousers be described as "Cleaner and more hygienic"?
That didn't bother me as much as the corrosion around the hole in the floor, the corroded away chute and seeing the track ballast whizzing past...
It is a valid point about getting old though. Balance, is just that we always have chairs or similar when we don't want to stand. Resting squatted down is not something we do and we are generally more portly than is really good for us.
I recall using one as a teenager in France, when I was caught short with the runs. Not much fun, and no toilet paper either.
There are so many issues in there ...
I was told by an Italian that you have to wait until you are constipated, when the result is similar to a ball dropping into the hole on a snooker table. They have them in the Turin area too.
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